25.01.2007
This might be shocking news to you, I know. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but if we are to believe what the media tells us, these news just came in and I thought it was my humble duty to inform you.
Anyway... I'm sure it's not too late to change your ways, since this new hell-policy was quite recently initiated. So what the hell am I talking about? Let's turn to our somewhat evil looking pope for answers.
“Any trend to produce programs and products – including animated films ... which in the name of entertainment exalt violence and portray anti-social behavior or the trivialization of human sexuality is a perversion"
Obviously the pope considers anime perverse, and there's no room for perverts in heaven, so there's really no other way here. Sorry about that, but that's just the way it is. If you're lucky you get to go the the section of hell featuring all your favorite anime-monsters!
For those who like to ensure that people aren't spouting pure bullshit, here's the full article. Maybe I took it a little out of context, but it's not like I tweaked it that much!
I'll go back to my dorama now.