03.10.2006
I got this in the mail last week, and found it quite amusing, so here is a quick & dirty translation.
Marketing for women
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and say "I'm pretty good in the bedroom". This is direct marketing.
You're at a party and spot a handsome guy. You approach him and ask for his phonenumber. The following day you call him up and say "I'm pretty good in the bedroom". This is tele-marketing.
You're at a party with a few friends. You spot a handsome guy, and one of your friends approaches him and tells him "She is pretty good in the bedroom". This is advertising.
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